连岳的第八大洲

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连岳的第八大洲事情不过是圣殿毁坏圣殿重建而已首页日课 (106) 至少我认为 (18) 众所周知 (9) 乱 (53) 榨汁机 (22) 第一大道 (5) 颠覆性 (5) 描述 (1) 2004-10-28 18:01 疤疤乐 -[榨汁机] 昨天看手上的瘊子没有好全很高兴地到医院又冻了一下过几天，又有疤可抠了上次，就是手指上结了一个硕大的疤国庆期间，有天醒来，发现它几乎熟了就花了半个小时，仔细地把它抠了下来其间的快感，难以形容．顺便把上个月新京报的专栏贴出来歌以咏志！病连岳左手小指长了一个硬块，特地抽出半天时间，挂号排队，到了医生面前，他抬眼看了半秒钟，说，长了个瘊子，就埋头写处方了。原来是个普通得不能再普通的病，真没有面子。交了钱，到治疗室，冷冻一下，只花了一分钟。就这么结束了。护士说，了不起，下周再冻一次，就行了。回来查了查资料，说这病常发于青少年，心里才高兴了一下，原来，我还是青少年。这是个简单的病，我却看到一些非常复杂的治疗方法，其中之一是这样的：“无意中听到有人议论螳螂能吃瘊子，便试验起来：用手捏住螳螂颈部，使它的嘴对准瘊子，它马上大口大口地吃起来，很快瘊子就被它吃掉，当然要流点儿血，但不疼。这时用清水对伤口进行冲洗，并用纱布擦掉血迹，几分钟后不再流血，两三天伤口就会愈合。”纵使有人相信这种偏方，可去那里抓那么多螳螂？好不容易抓到一只，它恰恰不饿，怎么办？螳螂这种动物何其不幸，除了教人一套螳螂拳，还要为人治病。人，只得一些简单的病，应该是很幸运的事情（我相信，人不可能不得病的；有人如此声称，就说明他得了精神病）。得一些复杂的病，要二十多个医生会诊，后面还围着一堆医学院的男女实习生，阵仗够大，面子也有，可此时你赤身��体，身上插满管子，像一台报废的发动机；挣了面子又能如何？能被冻掉的瘊子，可以搞成“螳螂崇拜”，带有泛灵论色彩。而一些无解的病痛，有人猜测，可能也是被人为搞迷糊的。比如阿滋海默症（Alzheimer's disease），也就是老年痴呆，里根总统得的那种病。怀疑自己得了这个病，去看医生，医生只会说：“嗯，你明年再回来看看……”；第二年，有一些人回去了，医生一看，果然，就会说：“嗯，你确实得到的是阿滋海默症……”接下去能做的，只能像里根总统那样，写好遗嘱，再慢慢等时间。死掉。 rosu 发表于 18:01 | 阅读全文 | 评论(6) | 引用Trackback(0) | 编辑 2004-10-28 17:38 mark -[日课] 17:44 The Syrophoenician Woman's Faith from there he set out and went away to the region fo Tyre. he entered a house and did not want anyone to know he was there. yet he could not escape notice, but a woman whose little daughter had an unclean spirit immediately heard him, and she came and bowed down at his feet. now the woman was a Gentile, of Syrophoenician origin. she begged him to cast the demon out of her daughter. he said to her, "let the children be fed first, for it is not fair to take the children's food and throw it to the dogs." but she answered him, "sir,even the dogs under the table eat the children's crumbs." then he said to her, "for saying that,you may go --the demon has left your daughter." so she went homr, found the child lying on the bed, and the demon gone. Jesus Curses a Deaf Man then he returned from the region of Tyre, and went by way of Sidon towards the Sea of Galilee, in the region of the Decapolis. they brought to him a deaf man who had an impediment in his speech; and they begged him to lay his hand on him. he took him aside in private, away from the crowd, and put his fingers into his ears, and he spat and touched his tongue. then looking up to heaven, he sighed and said to him, "Ephphatha," that is,"be opened." and immediately his ears were opened, his tongue was released, and he spoke plainly. then Jesus ordered them to tell no one; but the more he ordered them, the more zealously they proclaimed it. they were astounded beyond measure, saying,"he has done everything well; he even makes the deaf to hear and the mute to speak." 18:02 rosu 发表于 17:38 | 阅读全文 | 评论(0) | 引用Trackback(0) | 编辑分页 2004 年 10 月 Sun Mon Tue Wen Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 最后更新 mark mark 洁尘，我是这样管稿费的新京报的采访问答 mark mark mark mark 中国足球输在算术 mark 最新评论 magnolia : 加两条心得：西小疯 : 连岳兄,能加个连�. 西路可可 : 种仙不是不是“**. s : 我上半年给两个网. 流亡的�L : 不容易，�C合了“. asiapan : 30年后？有意思，. hisoka : 今天的日课好像是. adopin : 经过. smssly : 刚才看了一篇连岳. hisoka : 有点看不懂。存档我的链接细细王尔山王尔冈西门媚哈萨克奶猪阿塔死胡同风子高峰安然王小乐幸福的人朝南阳台殳俏乱炖思想西米吃喝布丁 soap blender 一个教师茶花做艾穆迦阁楼南星七号心言手语生命幻觉聊天塞纳河广告晃语伪小资洁尘横戈.home 许留山细细（中国博客网）我的老乡胡建仁红豆沙冰品花观点懒猫 BO眼看世界电影百年绿茶泡之泡茶时间院子里 34米鸟与梦飞行出卖卖麦田的人小道消息 liguang's blog 小马的…… 骑着象溜燃烟一笑 ghostq跳跃前进望故国悠然自得水尽陌上看花不落情缘巫昂河流麦田悠游花浪子我的好朋友诗人小七 esthercafe mAn iN cHaOs 黑猫睡凌迟