These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

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即使在没有月亮的深夜里，我的窗台也能被月光和星光照亮， 即使这光线也许不能指点道路或者梦想的方向， 至少可以温暖我的视线。 << nearby | 首页 | 整理 >> Weapons of Mass Destruction Google的一个幽默玩笑，这一次是调侃美国政府 打开Google 中文英文都行，在搜索栏里面输入： Weapons of mass destruction 然后点击 手气不错 或者 I’m Feeling Lucky 然后Google返回的结果是： These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate. Please try the following: Click the Regime change button, or try again later. If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ). To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options . On the Security Council tab, click Consensus . The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO. If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction. If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, click Detect weapons Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install. If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations . On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq. Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld. Cannot find weapons or CIA Error Iraqi Explorer Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt. 中文意思是： 该大规模杀伤性武器无法显示 您要查找的武器当前不可用，该国家可能遇到技术问题，或者您需要调整武器核查组。

请尝试以下操作 1。单击“政权更替”按纽，或以后再试。 2。如果您是乔治布什并已经在地址栏中输入该国家的地址，请确认其拼写正确（伊拉克）。 3。要查看武器检测设置，请单击“联合国”菜单，然后单击“武器检测”选项。在“安理会”选项卡上，单击“多数共识”。 这些设置应该与您的政府或者北约所提供的相匹配。 4。如果安理会允许，美国可以检查您的国家并自动查找大规模杀伤性武器。 如果您希望中央情报局进行查找， 请单击“检测武器”设置。 5。某些国家要求 128 位部队去解放。单击“恐慌”菜单，然后单击“美国外交政策”，可以查看他们所希望扶持的政府。 6。如果您是老牌欧洲国家并希望保护自己的利益，请确保您的取舍尽可能灵活。请单击“工具”菜单，然后单击“国际联盟”选项。在“高级”选项卡上，滚动到“鸵鸟政策”部分，检查您们对伊拉克的出口设置。 7。如果您是拉姆斯费尔德请单击炸弹按钮。 找不到武器或发生 CIA 错误 伊拉克浏览器 布什想去伊拉克寻找大规模杀伤性武器 但他找到的只是这件长了虱子的T恤。 Posted by jerry_sun Posted at Comments(1) | TrackBack(0) | Edit Comments 我回来了…… jerry_sun 回复 KID 说： 去了杭州的哪里，有没有拍下来什么照片呢？^_^ (2004-10-07 15:38:03) KID ( ) Posted at 2004-10-06 15:33:36 Comment On It Recent Entries